Bloodline Banter
Bloodline Banter is a new podcast that invites listeners to subscribe and stay tuned for upcoming episodes. The show promises engaging content, though specific topics are not yet detailed.
Épisodes
A Case of the Clam Slams
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week we're covering everything from why the internet thinks Landon secretly got married to whether Texas deserves to be called part of the South.
We kick things off by catching up after a few days apart, talking sleep scores, Botox appointments, spending habits that may or may not be getting out of hand, and why planning a vacation sounds a whole lot ea
Shadrach, Meshach, and the Billy Goat
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week we’re sweating like rotisserie chickens, arguing that Dolly Parton may have outdone Buc-ee’s, and trying to solve the mystery of why someone’s charcoal-coated ground beef landed on Riley’s apartment windowsill.
We spiral into Southern heat that’ll make you question your deodorant, Landon’s solo beach trip complete with shark sightings and fake IDs,
The Last Supper Better Have Fried Chicken
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week we somehow manage to turn a conversation about sleep scores into a full-blown debate over vodka, Chick-fil-A, and what we think Heaven's menu looks like. We kick things off comparing our Oura sleep scores before diving into our drinks of choice, why dirty martinis taste like salad dressing, and whether vodka sodas are actually enjoyable or just pun
Some Things You Don’t Buy Used
This episode starts with our sleep scores and somehow spirals into childhood illnesses, public school memories, and why Southern people can turn a double-wide into a luxury estate with enough porch additions and Home Depot lumber. We also relive some of our finest moments, including getting kicked out of Lowe's after making announcements over the intercom, debating whether private school kids are
Y'all Better Start Praying
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we're catching up after another weekend on the road and discussing the realities of traveling across the South, from long-haul road trips and festival crowds to the point where you finally decide you're too old to spend fourteen hours in a vehicle. We recap our time at Rock the Country, share some of the more interesting characters we encountered along
Everyone is Replaceable (ft. Abby Lee Miller)
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter! This week, we're joined by the one and only Abby Lee Miller, and from the moment she sits down, the conversation goes completely off the rails.
Abby gives us a major life update, talks about what she's been up to since television, shares her thoughts on some of her former dancers, and opens up about recent health developments. We also dive into the realities of li
They did WHAT at Chick-Fil-A?!
Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Bloodline Banter, where this week starts with questionable sleep scores, Landon sleeping like a Victorian corpse, and a valet company that somehow managed to turn a routine parking job into a blown tire and a full-blown customer service nightmare. Naturally, this spirals into a rant about apartment parking, Tesla surveillance footage, and the growing susp
Southern Baptist Potluck
Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Bloodline Banter, where this week somehow turns into a full discussion about raw Mexican restaurant chicken, the downfall of Pizza Hut, impossible gym membership cancellations, fake résumés, DoorDash drivers refusing to come upstairs, and why every small town only has pizza and Mexican food. We also debate croutons, church potlucks, Krispy Kreme runs in P
Take OFF The Knee Brace
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter where this week we start off talking about Family Feud and somehow end up debating horse farms, marathon running, organ donation, and why root beer tastes like something that should never have been approved for human consumption.
This episode is completely all over the place in the best way possible. We get into sleep scores, gym goals, Cherry Coke addictions, soci
Cruise Ships and Nip Slips
Welcome back to another episode of Bloodline Banter where this week we somehow managed to cover the Met Gala, global pandemics, Sonic sewage disasters, the Pythagorean theorem, and the possibility that chickens were probably traumatized the first time they laid eggs. So basically… business as usual.
We kick things off reacting to some of the most questionable Met Gala looks we’ve ever seen and qui
Poop Fumes in the Mouth Wash
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We’re back again… this time from a brand new studio that looks way more put together than we actually are.
Because behind the scenes? We just got back from Texas and we are running on absolutely nothi
Wheels Down... No Landon (ft. Skylar)
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week we bring on our best friend from home, Skylar, and immediately regret it because the stories start getting a little too honest… and a little too incriminating.
We kick things off with a full-circle moment, going all the way back to the original version of this podcast that never saw the light of day, mainly because some people were a little more ca
Put Me On Jury Duty
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week starts on Broadway, ends in outer space, and somehow makes a pit stop at a gas station for a chicken taquito in between.
We kick things off with a very dehydrated morning after Broadway, complete with boxed water, Fast & Furious driving, Chick-fil-A betrayal, and a five-point turn in the middle of traffic that absolutely should not have happene
Tree Sperm Took Me Out
We’re back once again for another episode where we’re running on no sleep, high pollen counts, and whatever is currently attacking our sinuses from the inside out.
We kick things off with sleep scores, Hannah Montana at 3AM, and the realization that wearable tech exists solely to humble you and tell you your heart is older than your body. From there, things spiral into a full breakdown of Nashvill
It Tastes Like An Exclamation Point
Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Bloodline Banter, where this week starts with tornado warnings that never happen, a $80 hat getting launched into another state, and a strong belief that meteorologists might just be professional guessers.
It of course wouldn’t be Bloodline Banter if we didn’t spiral into Nashville traffic, potholes with their own zip codes (like seriously you could go sw
The Great Pancake Pantry Meltdown
Welcome back to yet another episode of Bloodline Banter, where this week the caffeine took over and our intrusive thoughts were welcomed with open arms. We kick things off with a Broadway recap that includes cardboard signs that make absolutely no sense, a deep dive into whether panhandling is a full-time job, and a shocking Doritos rejection that raises more questions than answers. From there, th
Don't Trust The Ocean
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week we learn that Instacart is a gamble, the ocean is actually just monster soup, and apparently there is a correct way to say “Walmart.” Spoiler: if you don’t put The in front of it, then you’re crazy.
In this episode we skip normal conversation altogether and jump right into the chaos you'd expect: our trust issues with grocery stores, outfit critiqu
My Neighbors Do It With The Blinds Open
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week the champagne takes over and causes us to have a full breakdown of why TJ Maxx is a hostile environment.
We kick things off with Riley’s attempt at a “new year, new me” era that lasted exactly one treadmill session before he nearly launched himself through the wall and decided the couch was a safer long-term investment. From there, we spiral into
Bazinga On A Jazzy Scooter
This week on Bloodline Banter, it’s the recap you all have been waiting for… the seven-day cruise has concluded (much to our dismay) and boy, do we have some stories for y’all.
We talk buffet strategy, the 33,000 eggs the ship went through in one week, and why calories do not count in international waters. Landon explains why he would absolutely clock a grandma to get to a lifeboat if things wen
The Higher the Hair, The Closer to God (feat. Katie Combs)
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week we are joined by the Appalachian princess herself, Katie Combs, and things spiral immediately.
From KOA cabins in Nashville to residential coffee in mason jars, from selling a double-wide on the swap shop radio to debating whether McDonald’s fries might actually heal your body, mind, and spirit, this episode covers more ground than a back road in R
I'm A Liability To Team USA
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week we solve three national crises: TSA groping, the Winter Olympics, and the bread butt. We’re headed on a cruise that we booked five days ago like responsible adults do, Riley prepares to get patted down by Homeland Security for the 47th time, and Landon’s old Tinder profile resurfaces on TikTok because apparently the internet thinks that’s fair game
If Them Arms Ain't Flappin...
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where our childhood résumé includes forged documents and minor kitchen arson.
This week we finally tell the story of how our friendship actually started: a county fair, a laminated FFA badge, and just enough Sharpie to get away with it. That “community service” turned into fraud and we actually don’t think anything has ever been more on brand for us.
We then of co
Riley vs. Landon's Sleep Mode
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where our cardiovascular age is questionable but our opinions are not.
This week we debate whether making your bed is a personality trait, if natural deodorant should be outlawed (spoiler: it should constitute jail time), and why some of y’all suddenly remember we exist now that TikTok does too. Y’all please, no one likes a clout chaser. Landon explains how he all
Never Trust A Fart
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where Landon and Riley once again prove that no topic is too dumb, too loud, or too uncomfortable to spiral into for 40 minutes straight.
In this episode, the cousins recount the high of hitting top 15 on the podcast charts (yes, above Khloé Kardashian), but their week wasn't all sunshine and rainbows though as the two trekked outside into Nashville's winter sno
From Basements to Broadway
Welcome to the very first episode of Bloodline Banter! Cousins Riley and Landon trade their Walmart lawn chairs for something slightly more “aerodynamic”. From arguing over mint chocolate chip ice cream versus cottage cheese and mustard, to surviving culture shock after moving to Nashville, the two dive headfirst into the kind of everyday moments that somehow spiral into full-blown debates about C
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Bloodline Banter featuring Landon Mauk and Riley Mitchell is out January 29th, 2026! Subscribe now so you don't miss it.
